F-Town

The localised name for Farnborough, Hampshire.
A cess pool of misery, Farnborough is home to some of the most non-elusive drug dealers who make threats towards children with no thoughts to the repercussions. Further, it is home to globally renowned slags and enough wannabe roadmen, (see roadman) to make manz wanna dip and go to A-Town.
Home to Farnborough Hill Girls, Showza and birthplace of The Wockley Grot.

Man: I’m going to London tomorrow. Well, I say London, I’m actually going to F-Town.
Wife: Honey! Don’t go to Farnborough! You’ll die!

by Alfie Showza December 19, 2018

Brown town gold rush

When you are doing anal sex and then you piss in there ass causing them to violently shit

I gave Cj the old brown town gold rush

by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025

this town aint big enough for the both of us

when u need to shoot down ur homie because the town just aint big enough

PERSON 1: this town aint big enough for the both of us, pardner
PERSON 2: (gets shot)

by madokamagicafan069 May 18, 2023

slurp town

1) 711

2) Cure for hot mouth

1) let's go to slurp town

2)I've got hot mouth it's time for slurp town

by Ballzybro April 8, 2017

tomato town

period pussy

last night I had to touch down in tomato town

by jeborison April 9, 2025

CTT, Commuter town twink

A Commuter town twink is a Particular breed of post-adolescent Homosexual from towns mostly of white conservative demographic surrounding the M20. When the individuals move to a creative metropole he is in such strong denial of their heritage that they make use of ethnic minorities and queer culture to their sole socio cultural advantage. Although when returning to their hometown their inner purity comes out and stand aside everything the claimed to condemn

He’s such a CTT, two faces, one for London one for Reading

Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink

by midCLaTole November 1, 2020

Paper Town

a place that isn't actually owned or known by anyone

a very very small area

a mysterious town/ land/ area

you may not of heard of it, its a paper town in fact

by serenityfree May 14, 2016