Socking - also known as ‘sopping’ . When your over 35 and Friday nights are now staying at home with your cat cuz ya lived life too young & left with social anxiety & nothing entertains you anymore so you go home put your favourite socks on over your shoes and use as a new trend for 2 in one ‘mop & sock dry cleaning ‘and think your an absolute G and dance around your living room music blaring whilst you mop and ‘sop’
It’s the new cleaning trend everyone’s talking about .. that leaves your floor super clean &dry all in one with one simple attachment to add to your standard mop … this method involves applying your sock over your shoe to dry the freshly mopped floor at same time as your clean in one simple attachment to your standard mop..
It’s the new cleaning trend everyone’s talking about .. that leaves your floor super clean &dry all in one with one simple attachment to add to your standard mop … this method involves applying your sock over your shoe to dry the freshly mopped floor at same time as your clean in one simple attachment to your standard mop..
Dave ‘yo dude you coming out to Zoe’s bar to get bare messy later ‘?
Alex ‘ na mate can’t tonight I’m busy socking tonight ‘
‘Dave’dude wtf was wrong you- thought you were done with wll those weird freak off/ sex parties shinanigans ?’
Alex ‘ no dude , I’m not socking anyone tonight man I’m just socking my floor with my cat innit ‘
Dave ‘ what ‘
Alex’ ya know when you out your sock o
Alex ‘ na mate can’t tonight I’m busy socking tonight ‘
‘Dave’dude wtf was wrong you- thought you were done with wll those weird freak off/ sex parties shinanigans ?’
Alex ‘ no dude , I’m not socking anyone tonight man I’m just socking my floor with my cat innit ‘
Dave ‘ what ‘
Alex’ ya know when you out your sock o
by GangsterzWife November 7, 2025
Get the Sockingmug. When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.
Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
by killermachime15 March 30, 2023
Get the Sock Roulettemug. A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.
The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.
The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.
A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly
2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know silly
B: Keep the sheets clean silly
2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know silly
by KENZI199 July 16, 2008
Get the Nob Sockmug. by BiggishTurtle35 March 14, 2021
Get the new sockmug. 
the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him
by fuyuhiko'swife November 19, 2019
Get the wet socksmug. by Cock of the sock July 20, 2016
Get the socked my cockmug.