Toki Doki Literature Club

A name that would be possible if Tokidoki and Doki Doki Literature Club collaborated.

“We are now announcing new collectibles… It is… Toki Doki Literature Club!”

by silentsliceofpizza_ August 1, 2025

Breakfast Club

When a female is seen in public (gym, beach, mall, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.

Used to point out to your buddies or your girlfriend/wife a female in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc.

Singular:

"Hey bro, Breakfast Club at 5 o'clock"

Plural:

"Hey bro, the Breakfast Club has arrived"

by Be Youneek January 25, 2025

Club Mattress

The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.

I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.

by PapiLoco June 20, 2010

Club Zombie

A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.

“Those club zombies can’t stop going out and chicken cutleting girls on the beach”

by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023

the midwestern shave club

You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .

Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.

by You pound em January 26, 2017

redbridge boxing club

located in clayhall park this club is where dreams are turned into gay lust. kids fight with the boxing gloves that smell like wet shit mixed with vomit. the coach is a proper lad who used to be a pro boxer in afghanistan doing the adhaan in the great british language.

this is redbridge boxing club

by eisa ahmed April 18, 2025

The Business Club

A synonym for the best club ever. Home to a diverse, hard-working team set out on a mission to to bring the real world of business to AUBG.

Join the place where we do "big biznis".

I loveeee the Business Club with his big, wonderful, glamorous ....... events.
Damn, who makes these amazing professional events? Well, of course it's the Business Club.

by VP_1 September 25, 2023