Retard shit

A crude term used to describe a piece of media or behaviour characterized by senselessness, nihilism and overall lack of substance.

-Did you see the latest MrBeast video?
-No that's retard shit.

by Wotanski January 20, 2024

Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".

Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"

by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024

Retarding

When your cat gets the zoomies and winds up breaking things

What was that crash!?
Oh that's just peanut being a douchebag

He's retarding

by Chickdoesweirdstuff May 22, 2024

Retard

A person who looks up retard in the dictionary not knowing what it is.

If you look up something you are MEANT to know, and don't know it, you are a retard

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Retarditis

A disease only transmissible if you live

in Temora. Basically, if you Live in Temora you’re a retard, that’s all.

Wow, Scott was just diagnosed with Retarditis, this is a bruh moment

by Overmicrowavednugget June 29, 2020

Retard

Hogs orbit

Hey is that hogs orbit? I heard he’s a retard

by Lightlightlightlight August 25, 2022

Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.

"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."

by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011