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Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.
Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.
by Avoidthedevoidvoid January 13, 2022
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U.S embassy pizza

Absolute garbage pizza that no one should buy. It tastes like if you slept in wet socks.
Dontavius: Hey, im gonna get pizza lmao

Quandale: where

Dontavius: Im getting U.S embassy pizza
QUANDALE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by US embassy pizza February 14, 2022
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Pineapple on pizza

Pineapple on pizza is a forbidden food and is banned from most households. It's known to be one of the most controversial foods known to exist.
"Pineapple on pizza is so good" said no person ever.
by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022
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pineapple on pizza

THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!! PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA- A GODSENT DISCOVERY!
'man how do you feel about pineapple on pizza?'

'SERIOUSLY?? I LOVE pineapple on pizza'
by hrtz February 16, 2022
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Lake Park Pizza

Food that is never is made the same, this can fluctuate in size, flavor, or shape of food.
These fries are different everyday, like Lake Park Pizza
by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022
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Dropped the pizza

When a dude pulls out and finishes into an empty pizza box and yells “it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!”
Man, last night Jackie and I went to picklemans last night and on the way back we dropped the pizza.
by stlbill2018 March 22, 2022
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New York Pizza Pocket

when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.
Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?

Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night
by rubberduckie28 March 29, 2022
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