eye fuck

mr. wang's joke. woman gives a blow job to a guy using the eye socket.

There’s a guy in a mall and he walked into the girl’s bathroom (the lights are out) and feels this hot girl and he asked her for a blow job. They went into the stall and us she was giving him a blow job she was talking to him. He said, “wow, how could you do that, when you’re talking?” when they were done, she turned on the lights, and she was missing an eye! “Ew you eye fucked me? That’s nasty!”

by Mr. Wang January 22, 2004

Almond Eyes

1: somniferious; a person who is sleepy or tired
2: a person so stoned that their eyes are closed

1: "my optical receptors have fallen too heavy to speak intelectually . i have somneriferious almond eyes"
2: "dude man you're so stoned you lookin through a pair of fawkin almond eyes"

by Heroin Joe February 17, 2009

left eye

to burn someone's house down

That Bitch just left eyed that nigga's house down

by JJJfr3rf3fr3f3rf3 October 3, 2006

pirates eye

Is the triangular hole that a nice phat ass and some thick ass legs create in connection with the vagina when a girl is walking or standing still. If you are looking, you'll know.

if you see the pirates eye , she's a bad braud...

by j dylla March 13, 2010

sneak eye

When a guy is checking out a girl who is legitimately of age and beautiful, without her even knowing they are looking at her. Being a little bit of a creeper, but it's cool cause she's old enough.

My buddy and I were giving the Brazilian girl the sneak eye when she was showing off her tattoos and she didn't have a clue.

by bigdust13 January 13, 2010

Heart eyes

The way Tyler Posey looks at Crystal Reed.

“OMG look at this picture of Tyler and Crystal! Tyler’s totally giving her heart eyes.”

by ScallisonShipper October 7, 2018

sticky eyes

When a persons eyes are weighed down excessively from smoking high grade cannabis. The earlier the wake and bake, the stickier the eyes. You can't cure the sticky eyes you can only attempt to mask them or go to sleep and try again at life tomorrow. But tomorrow morning will come and your eyes will look like Pennywise in IT, after you manage to pry away the crusty snot mortar of course.

John: God what time is it I am fucking baked and don't feel like doing shit.

Jill: 9:00 you going to come eat with my parents today

John: I got sticky eyes like a bitch I going back to sleep after I smoke this L.

by JohninJill January 9, 2012