american home run

two american girls having sex with someone from another country.

I hooked up with a few girls and got that american home run.
you guys down for an american home run?

by zellababy95 January 19, 2022

american freedom

The freedom to let your children get shot in a school or some other such similar dangerous school situation.

I'd have my kids schooled in America if it weren't for all that american freedom.

by notryarednaxela January 3, 2023

"In Watermelon Sugar" is an American

"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"

i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022

Native Americans

The original owners of south america,central america ,north america,siberia

Native americans cant live in peace and have even a bit of land even on islands europeans put a name tag over it and claim its theirs and they dont even call it a state we can never have anything

by Aust2920448mkdkem November 20, 2023

American bacon

Shit bacon

Hey have you seen that American bacon it jiggles when you pick it up

by Liam de grad April 6, 2024

Americaning

Becoming fat and racist and getting freedom

Friend one: I feel like having a hamburger ‘cause I’m free to do so but I will only buy one from a white guy
Friend two: Dude you’re Americaning

by VodkaInhaler January 18, 2021

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021