Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.
Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.
by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 19, 2022
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American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."
by vaqlued June 08, 2023
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Americanitis

A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s
American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(
by Not si April 12, 2022
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american pixie frog

1. A beautiful frog that is often times explained as fat, or a god of some sort.
2. A frog that Constantsmile the youtuber loves and uses for memes much too often
OMG IS THAT A american pixie frog
by LegendaryEv May 18, 2021
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American pixie frog

An absolute lad, he storms over all mortals and will one day rule us all.
Person 1: Holy shit is that an American Pixie Frog?!
Person 2: It is 😳
by Constantsmile May 18, 2021
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American Pie

When a foreign man ejaculates his man fluid inside his American mating partner.
Jose; I totally baked a pie with a girl named Jennifer last time I was over the border
Miguelo; OH, you mean an American pie.
by Sisto6940 March 01, 2021
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Person 1: Do you know the school 'American International School of Bamako'?
Person 2: Yes! its a school, yolo
by urmomishotaf3746 May 09, 2022
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