K Dizzle

AKA kiss-cut nick, cabbage patch skid, malcom in the dizzle, K dizzlar, kernal clink.

A guy at work who does fuck all for a large portion of the day and makes out he's working on something super important, when in reality he sat talking about the 80's to someone who's heard the same story 100 times, has a short temper and finds it difficult to apologies for his mistakes, has a strange superiority complex developed over years getting his on way, finds it difficult to move with the times and when drops a clinker it smells like cabbage.

Also has a incessant need to patrol the biscuit tin to make sure that no one eats them except for him, complains about people taking holiday and time off for childcare needs because he never had the luxury of this 'back in the day'.

Will tell the same jokes multiple times a day expecting everyone to laugh and when they don't he'll be offended.

Generally, he can pleasant enough but even think about leaving pizza crust on plate in plain view.
K Dizzle: Many years ago.....
K Dizzle: I hope so they buried him.
K Dizzle: Can you put on the calendar when you are in.

K Dizzle: John, can you those pizza crusts in the bin....NOW !

John: (thinks k dizzle is joking because who really cares) lol.

K Dizzle: *leaves and comes back shortly and gets in johns face and shouts in front the whole office* WHY HAVENT YOU DONE WHAT I SAID IM IN CHARGE IM THE MANAGER PUT YOUR CRUSTS IN THE BIN !!!!

John: fuck off, k dizzle you smell like a cabbage you cunt, sit down and shut up, anyway gotta meant to be in sauna in 10 mins you put the crusts in the bin you quim cunt munch
by Rallisman February 09, 2024
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hannah k

she is such an angel and loves to wear comfy clothing everyday. She is an amazing person to talk to about your problems and always looks out for her friends.
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The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need
you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.
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Double K

Double K means Kill Konfirmed to let people know that they kill people
"That nigga ran up on me you know i double k his ahh"
by Mr. Diktionary December 14, 2023
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Double K

Is a the best duo music group and they are underrated As of right now
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Will K

A prefix used for literally anything that could possible be attributed with Will K. Things associated with Will K are things such as; nerds, stupid, annoying, a burden, racist, homophobic and all things negative.
"I'm sick of this stupid Will K homework!"
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K-ringe

when kdrama (broadly speaking) are cringe.
-In the k drama she was like " I hate him " but she fell from a roof idk how and then the guy who was actually a vampire saved her . and you know the guy is soooo mysterious, he never loved anyone but the girl is of course special and unique so the fell in love, how unexpected ( he fell for her haha)!!! This is so cute why can't I find guys like this in real like.

- he is a fucking vampire. and this is k-ringe
by manobal but read it manoban December 22, 2021
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