blow job

what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.

asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind

by Yoneo July 26, 2006

Rim job

Not making any cups during beer pong because the ball consistently hits the rim of the cup and bounces off instead of falling in.

"Brodie you've rim jobbed every single cup this game and we haven't gotten a single one in" -Kirsten
"Kirsten, I'm going to keep with the rim job and not make a single cup all night so you have to carry the team" -Brodie

by Sad beer pong player September 6, 2011

italian job

Verb

The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.

I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.

by hammer hoffman October 27, 2011

RIM JOB

Of Latin Origin stemming from Rimus Jobus. The act of tonguing someone's asshole.

"Bryan Shaw's mother loves it when I spit in her asshole and give her the rim job"

by Stephen N April 4, 2005

Hand job

haven someone choke the chicken......i choke the chicken every god damn night!! yea mutha trucker now what!

muhahahahaha

by foolshatewisdom August 2, 2003

paint job

The act of a girl/guy placing their mouth on a man's penis and "painting" it with their saliva. This involves the bobbing motion of the head and possible swirling of the tongue around the penis.

1. Last night sally was giving me an awesome PJ, but then her mom walked in while I was cumming on her face.

2. yesterday, I saw a guy getting a paint job in his Red Tahoe!

by rofl12 February 22, 2011

cup job

When you put a balloon inside of a solo cup and have sex with it.

"Seriously, if you put a balloon inside of a cup, and fuck that, that would be better than Anna."
"Wait, what would that be called?"
"A cup job."

by therealfrosty April 3, 2010