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Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Monkey Death Breadmug.

Ninja

James: Hey did you see Ninja's stream last night he got 20 kills in one game!
Mark: I know he is such a beast at Fortnite .
by mjamez20 June 3, 2018
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja-Tweeting

The art of mysteriously and secretively tweeting multiple times whilst being fully engaged in a two-way conversation.
Bob: Bro, we've literally been talking this entire time and you don't even have your phone near you. How did you manage to tweet 15 times in the last 3 minutes?!

Mox: Two words my friend: Ninja-Tweeting.
by maxamillianimus January 26, 2012
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Ninja

Word describing anything relating to, but not limited to, the most legendary warrior of all time. His name is unknown, but he is said to prestently reside in Livermore, California. The only clue of this legendary warrior that has been found are the letter, "T" and and word, "Beastman".
"That guy is so legendary. It's like he is truly a ninja."

"Sleep with one eye open, or the ninja will get you."
by Silent Prophet January 30, 2010
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bogey ninja

One who sucks at golf, but looks very skilled while doing it.
Have you seen Grant and Joel golf? It's like watching two Bogey Ninjas in action!
by bogeyninja August 13, 2024
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dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava
Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day
by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016
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Ninja

A homosexual that wears a Blue headband, and sells out on the popular streaming service, Twitch.
Hey did you watch Ninja play today?
No, I was too busy master bating to pictures of my smokin hot science teacher.
Want to go smoke some dope?
Yea sure
by NinjaLovesBoys September 29, 2018
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