A partner/ handjob giver rubs jalapeños on one hand and lube on the other without telling the handjob receiver. The receiver then chooses a hand and receives a handjob with chosen hand either receiving a nice lubed handjob or a fiery, painful rub and tug
1."dude she offered me a Mexican Handjob Roulette. i chose the lube hand thank god, it felt amazing."
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"
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Gina: No. Why?
Juanita: I heard it feels amazing.
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Gina: No. Why?
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Gina: Wouldn't it hurt?
Juanita: Yes, but I'm still willing to try it.
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