meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005

meat pussy

One who is a devout vegetarian. As in, fearful of meat.

Chris' weak vegetarian diet becomes frequently tiresome. He is such a meat pussy.

by Dr. Creamy Pirate. September 9, 2003

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.

maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.

by ben August 21, 2003

meat rail

The AIM bot Smarterchild's least favorite thing to talk about.

meat rail
SmarterChild: That's so uncool.

by johnny blaze69 September 7, 2005

meat wafer

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.

"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."

by Slunderwood September 20, 2013

meat gripper

a term gay people use to describe touching there penis

yoo dude i got my meat gripped by this hot dude last night

ex. meat gripper

by aaron dicarlo January 26, 2011