The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.
Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.
by BollysPhysicsFun December 7, 2020
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Guy 1 : Man, I'm so done with everyone being offended on Twitter
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet
by TheCorrectWayToSpell25 December 9, 2020
Get the Achim's Law of the Internet mug.A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock
Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?
Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit
Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: shoots both of them
Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit
Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: shoots both of them
by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020
Get the John Law mug.If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.
"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."
"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
by Waverunner December 12, 2020
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If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
by Smashedmouth December 16, 2020
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When everything is falling into place. i’m
Inspired by the idea that we should recognize when everything is great.
When everything is falling into place. i’m
Inspired by the idea that we should recognize when everything is great.
by btamm2698 December 21, 2020
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