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No you couldn't have

No you couldn't have done it without me and no you didn't. I DID IT. YOU DID NOT. You do not need to reap the benefits of MY existence even a second before I do and YOU ALREADY ARE. You are reaping all of the benefits and you need to stop thanking and start paying because it is MY TURN to reap the benefits of MY work. You said America first. Ok. You ALREADY WERE. America got all they were going to get out of me. AND China I guess. So there. I'm propping up you economy with my own 2 hands. That was me. It matters that it was me and NOT FUCKING YOU. And I both NEED TO and DESERVE to gain because you already have."
Hym "No you couldn't have and you didn't, bitch. No you fucking couldn't have. Sensei was the strongest assassin and was therefore justified in teaching the Assassination Classroom. I was just telling that brunette the other day, do you know why Koro-Sensei is an 🐙? Because I can be quoted saying that 'As far as I'm concerned, I'm essentially a cephalopod wrapped around an exoskeleton.' So, no you fcuking couldn't have done it without me. I'm seeing a push to blackwash EINSTEIN. Like, I have actually seen people trying to say 'Well ackshually 🤓☝️Einstein didn't give his wife enough credit because WOMEN... Can also be smart and also these imaginary people who COULD HAVE DONE WHAT EINSTEIN DID but DIDN'T... COULD HAVE DONE THE THING THAT THEY DIDN'T DO.' But they didn't. So I did the thing. I SHOULD be recognized for doing the thing AND... AAAAND... BELIEVE IT OR NOT... YOU... Are doing things that YOU should not be doing INSTEAD OF ME. That is ALSO a thing that is happening, shit-brain. Because it CAN BE THE CASE that I (Me, this one specifically) should be doing those things and NOT ANYONE FUCKING ELSE."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address
Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.
by Uwannahang May 10, 2021
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come have a barry

Come have a Barry is an older generations version of 'Netflix and Chill' where they'll put some Barry White on and get the Blue Nun out and raid the old haunted vagina and shake the dentures loose. It generally ends up in the brown, sweaty and needing a tissue much like he did when on stage.
I invited Doris to come have a Barry. .. we let the music play and loves themed all over her dentures
by Kristoff April 11, 2016
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Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.
Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.
by aris417 October 13, 2020
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National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.
"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."
by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021
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