Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Little hards

Small person who thinks they are big, or has a very cocky style.

Little hards is talking about how much he can bench.

by frimsky October 5, 2016

Hard Swipe

v. While using tinder and you find an exceptionally attractive match you use your suddenly massively erect penis to swipe right.

That Courtney girl was so fucking hot I had to Hard Swipe her.

by HardSwiper November 1, 2017

An Image That Goes Hard

An image that “goes hard”, refers to an image that firstly looks like something you would only usually encounter on the internet or something that reflects on internet culture (memes, artistic content, etc.).

Secondly the image has to invoke either a sense of humour, (often sarcastic) bad-assery and/or coolness, sarcastic relatability, or a mix of the above.

These elements combined will result in the formation of an image that goes hard.

"Hey check out this image, it goes pretty hard right?" my friend said as he showed me the image on his phone. "That is in fact an image that goes hard man" I replied.

by oofinator4_3 December 1, 2023

Cum Hard

its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman

"dont worry about it man just calm down and cum hard"

by Tiddys October 7, 2020

Something thats long and hard

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by Inni84 July 22, 2023

Try hard

Their in your school, they can suck. Teachers pet. They make you wanna jump off a cliff while shooting at them.

That kid with an anus on his cheek is such a try hard

by thatissomebullshit!!! May 7, 2018