imaginary friends

somthing that sad and lonely people (that's you) make to feel better about them selve

imaginary freinds
your so lonely you don't even have imaginary friends

by Random_Bulgarian_Man August 23, 2022

Best friend

A term used to describe a two people - regardless of either person's gender - that really want to be together and/or have sex with each other, but can't because one or both of the participants sexuality prevents it, and both parties are respectful of the other's orientation. Expressions people use to show that they are best friends include but are not limited to: Holding hands, ass-slapping, platonic-open-mouth tongue kissing, breast-squeezing, platonically sharing nudes, etc.

Example 1
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."

Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"

by pocketsnails December 27, 2015

Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

benefits with friends

When you're hooking up with someone but were friends before and after. Not as with friends with benefits where you are friends because of the benefits.

We've been benefits with friends for a while but are going back to normal status.

by Dollaslyce April 22, 2017

Friend zone

A fictional place that men describe where a woman only wants a platonic relationship with him

Damn m8, you got friend zoned

by DJSwag October 22, 2018

Friend Promise

A promise between friends that can NEVER be broken and is more significant than swearing on your dead fish’s grave. Breaking a friend promise is breaking a friendship.

I friend promise you that I didn’t take your rose water perfume.

by 🤠😛🥳 February 17, 2019

That bitch friend

That Bitch Friend are one of the most caring but the one who will absolutely kill you with words of hate

Friend: “ Sometimes so and so can be so mean”

Friend #2: “ Oh that’s because she’s that bitch friend”

by Zera123 January 2, 2019