the bird

Not just an ordinary damn bird, but a bird in a god damn human form with a giant ass beak that can peck the living hell out of eyes, and also can fly like usual.
He will also yell at people right up their ears defining that "they are a bird," scream, and THEN peck their eyes out.
Equivalent to another person, who is equivalent to another person also.

Person 1: "Oh shit it's the bird!"
the bird: "I'm a bird- (insert internal screaming)"
Person 1: "Oh shit no-"
Person 2: "No! How dare you- oh shit!"
the bird: "I'm a bird-"

by dorsaldeer2004 February 17, 2018

Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.

Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.

by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025

Bird

Girls with that loosey goosey who fly from one nigga nest to the next

Niggas be fucking birds

by Madame President June 2, 2018

dirty bird

A dirty bird is the word for a KFC in the state of Kentucky.

Person 1: Hey, wanna go to the dirty bird?
Person 2: Hell yeah I do!

by Czecho_Slovakia January 1, 2023

Bird on a wire

When you hang your balls over your finger

"I just showed my boywife my bird on a wire"
"Wow cute balls hon, I love your bird on a wire"

by Ibitsu February 3, 2025

#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small

she got a f*cking #Bird Vag

by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018

Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023