people who are only your friends on facebook because you can send facebok quiz invitations to them without bothering your real friends. They usually have a surname high up oin the alphabet for ease of selection.
"Aw mann these quiz notification things on facebook are so annoying"
"do you not have facebook quiz friends?? fool."
"do you not have facebook quiz friends?? fool."
by WWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDD June 3, 2009
Get the facebook quiz friendsmug. getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.
I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.
by Anthony Melvin October 24, 2009
Get the shit-facebook-drunkmug. A universal term to sarcastically poke fun at your friends on Facebook who seem to - without fail - always have something exotic going on in their lives.
by BehindtheHype June 18, 2010
Get the Facebooking from Egyptmug. The relatively new and shocking phenomenon of when you meet someone through Facebook, sometimes from all over the world, and you find out that you went to school (elementary, Jr. High, High School, etc) with them, or they are friends of your parents from many years ago, or they worked with you at job in the past, and you never knew it, and would never have met them without Facebook. And, then they become a good friend. Basically, the beauty of Facebook.
"I met the most incredible person on Facebook."
"Oh really, who?"
"Well, he's the same age as my Dad, and he lives 3,000 miles away. We met through a group that we are both in."
"That's awesome."
"Turns out he KNEW my Dad, before I was even born, and I never even knew him!!! I found him before my DAD did!!! Weird, huh?"
"That's so cool!"
"Yeah, it is, and now we are really good friends! Six degrees of Facebook for you..." *laughing*
"I know, right?"
"Oh really, who?"
"Well, he's the same age as my Dad, and he lives 3,000 miles away. We met through a group that we are both in."
"That's awesome."
"Turns out he KNEW my Dad, before I was even born, and I never even knew him!!! I found him before my DAD did!!! Weird, huh?"
"That's so cool!"
"Yeah, it is, and now we are really good friends! Six degrees of Facebook for you..." *laughing*
"I know, right?"
by mrsskarsgard October 11, 2012
Get the Six Degrees of Facebookmug. A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.
In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.
This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.
This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."
"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."
"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
by shortblondefriend October 17, 2011
Get the Facebook chastity vowmug. by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009
Get the post-post-facebookmug. When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.
Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
by dob293 January 1, 2013
Get the Facebook Friend Massacremug.