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facebook quiz friends

people who are only your friends on facebook because you can send facebok quiz invitations to them without bothering your real friends. They usually have a surname high up oin the alphabet for ease of selection.
"Aw mann these quiz notification things on facebook are so annoying"
"do you not have facebook quiz friends?? fool."
by WWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDD June 3, 2009
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facebook friend threat

When someone you vaguely know or hate sends you a facebook friend request and you don't wish to appear rude or unsociable by ignoring or rejecting the request.

This sometimes happens when you add a new boy or girl friend and their friend who you spoke to briefly at a party sends you a request. The requester knows that you'll be all over facebook informing your friends about your new romance.
You: That bitch Alice sent me a friend request
Bob: oh I don't see we have her as a mutual friend
You: I felt facebook friend threat so I'm just going to ignore it
by eneville July 26, 2010
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Facebooking from Egypt

A universal term to sarcastically poke fun at your friends on Facebook who seem to - without fail - always have something exotic going on in their lives.
Mike said he can't make it to my going away party...guess he's Facebooking from Egypt.
by BehindtheHype June 18, 2010
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Facebook Friend Massacre

When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.
Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
by dob293 January 1, 2013
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Facebook Fact-Checker

An AI whose job is to show Facebook users when a post is false, and cite articles to prove it. Unfortunately, it has several major flaws that turn it into a laughing stock:

Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)

Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.

Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.

Problem 4: Sometimes, the sources used actually prove that the post is indeed true, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Facebook Fact-Checkers are as useless as wearing a face mask under the sea.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
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Facebook says so

The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.

Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is
everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by

Why; because facebook says so
by Jimmie Kaye February 11, 2012
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Drunken facebook creep

Some one who drinks far too much daily and creeps on girls on Facebook
Gary drank 2 bottles of whiskey on his own and was looking at Sams holiday photos - what a drunken Facebook creep
by Troell Smith August 1, 2011
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