One who is constantly seeking/looking to sit on a fat phallus.
Can be contstrewed as the bitch face who will give anything, even his/her left eye to sit on and/or around dicks.
The silly mo-fo that no one wants to interact with at a party.
Can be contstrewed as the bitch face who will give anything, even his/her left eye to sit on and/or around dicks.
The silly mo-fo that no one wants to interact with at a party.
My ex-girlfriend is a smelly dick fucker.
"That leslie sure is a dick sitter-onner. I guess we could consider her a big dick fucker."
That fucking prick ass bitch is being a motherfucking dick fucker again.
"That leslie sure is a dick sitter-onner. I guess we could consider her a big dick fucker."
That fucking prick ass bitch is being a motherfucking dick fucker again.
by Nutsakula July 16, 2006
Get the dick fuckermug. When you wake up first thing in the morning and your mouth tastes like you have swollowed buckets of cum.
by Howie Felltersnatch October 24, 2007
Get the Dick mouthmug. A slang term for pneumaturia, the passage of air or "gas" in the urine. A colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause "dick farts" in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. A man with pneumaturia may describe having "bubbles" when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his penis.
"Dick farts may be a sign of underlying Crohn's disease."
"Perhaps the strangest symptom I've seen is the dick fart."
"Perhaps the strangest symptom I've seen is the dick fart."
by SLR69 January 22, 2009
Get the dick fartmug. Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.
Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013
Get the Dick Tinselmug. homegirl: damb foo whats up with you and ziggy?? i heard you foos were hitting it off in the begining?? G-Eyes:hell no! foo! i thought he was cute at first but when i found out he was a lazy ass mamas boy i said chales and to top it off homeboy had a micro dick!!! im cool on that lame! i felt awkward as fuck when he pulled his pants down when we were about to handle.
by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010
Get the micro dickmug. by morphinemitt July 27, 2008
Get the dick in earmug. by um not zack August 30, 2009
Get the dick feelmug.