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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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Gang Crack

Gang Crack is a nickname for the Pat Party. The Pat Party is the best Party in iElections history. Other names for the Pat Party include:

-PP
-The American Divison of the IRA
-iE Gang Weed
-KAWP (Kill All Whites Party)
-An-Sex/An-Gay Party
-ISIS Legion USA
Gang Crack is my favorite gang to vote for in iE!
by Gang Crack leader October 1, 2018
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crickity crack my neck is wack

A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way
Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack
by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018
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Crack fiend

Somebody who is attacking people for crack
by Redrum ibra October 2, 2018
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Crack head

Wow Jeff, your dad looks like a while crack head
by Elizabeth the Word Knower October 3, 2018
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Rudolph On Crack

When you dip your nose in period blood and then she scratches her moot flakes on top of it
“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”
by Flakes4Daayz October 4, 2018
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crack juice

when your sweating and your butt itches and you have alot of "crack juice"
wow babe look at that CRACK juice im hot too
by d4eftybbhn ok, June 4, 2018
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