Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

Beef Blarget

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.

Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021

Big beefed

The act of a Tennessee tractor pull mixed with an Arabian desert sandstorm, leaving the sexual receiver in coma or unconscious state

Last night rob “big beefed” Joey so hard heffe had to drive Joey to the hospital, he was unconscious!

by Father McKinley February 1, 2021

Beef Jerky

The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob

Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before

by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020

Smoked beef

A combination of both “smoke” and “beef,” both terms used to refer to a conflict.

“You don’t want this smoked beef fam”

by Intelligible Lizard May 15, 2020

Beef whistle

Slang term for penis

13 year old me when I discover that my beef whistle has function

by There was rfk junior November 21, 2024

Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.

"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"

by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016