Sad Bean 

Sad Bean

P1: “Hey, did you see that chick the other day? She described herself as a sad bean..”
P2: “Sad bean? Don’t you mean suicidal teen who hates life but doesn’t consider it bad enough to kill themselves?”
P3: “ooor, a cute person who likes cats and is unusually short?”
P1: “Ahhhh I see, well, she’s a solid 10/10.”

Sad Bean by horror-bish October 1, 2018

Eat the Bean 

While having anal sex, the guy pulls his dick out of his partners ass to find a piece of poop on it. Upon finding the poop, he makes his partner eat it off the end of his dick.

Angela sure like to Eat the Bean after I finish fucking her in the ass.

Eat the Bean by J.M.B. January 12, 2008

bean head 

a head shaped like a lima or kidney bean.

Hey look at that kids bean head, i bet you if i punched him in the head hard enough, chillie would fly everywhere

bean head by kcisgmvf,bdbgkbfxdhbghkxdbljh December 3, 2009

bean bag 

One's testicles and scrotum.

Kiss my hairy bean bag dog.

bean bag by Dook M March 14, 2008

bean dip 

Fecal matter remaining on the penis afer anal sex.

I was fucking my secretary in the ass and noticed my cock was covered in bean dip.

bean dip by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006

wild banshee 

a sex position aso known as muddy butt sex

which involves the male reproductive organ entering the female anus

Hey lets go wild banshee tonight
Im having me some wild banshee on my wedding night

wild banshee by Quedal Sensai March 1, 2008

Bean Slut

(Noun): A dirty brown whore who likes to get fucked when drunk.

Did you see stephanie cervantes, she is such a bean slut, she fucked her boyfriend while his parents were in the room.

Bean Slut by fermentedfetus June 17, 2009