Balls in a Banana Sack 

To describe an uncomfortable and possibly near painful situation.

Scott: My boss talks to me in the bathroom at the urinals.
Estrella: Worse than Balls in a Banana Sack...

Balls in a Banana Sack by MeltStuff July 13, 2017

brown slush banana 

When you shit your pants and have to dig your dick out of all of the shit.

Damn, I was so drunk I gave myself a brown slush banana.

brown slush banana by MissMorbidd April 22, 2018

Open Blender Banana Shake

A sexual practice (anal sex). First one partner cums in the others asshole. Then the other farts in order to spray the cum all over the first partner's face. May also be called "dirty buckshot".

-You know man I have recently tried doing the open blender banana shake
-Cool, how was it?
-well I don't actually see the benefits of this practice

Open Blender Banana Shake by hankprostokat May 4, 2018

Chiquita like the banana 

Most likely black dates a gangster and is a nurse

my Name is Chiquita like the banana homie what your name let me call yo pops

Chiquita like the banana by Tiffony December 18, 2019

Pack of Banana-less Monkeys 

A group of people who have gone insane due to lack of direction or focus.

Trump supporters are a Pack of Banana-less Monkeys who will say, do, and believe anything Dear Leader tells them.

Pack of Banana-less Monkeys by Nartal January 11, 2020

Bum hole banana bread 

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.

Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!

Bum hole banana bread by Your_mum69 October 21, 2020

Chocolate-Coated Banana 

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.

Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)

Chocolate-Coated Banana by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021