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American idiot

Don't wanna be an American idiot
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind-fuck America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
In television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
Now everybody, do the propaganda
And sing along to the age of paranoia
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
In television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Don't wanna be an American idiot
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
It's calling out to idiot America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
In television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
by PorousDolphin40 March 4, 2023
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American Airlines

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.
Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023
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americans

Absolute units. Everyone hates em yet everyone wants to be em. We the only people in the world that have it so good, that its bad.
Britfag: I hate the bloody americans so much!!! they all fat slobs!!!
yankfag: Seethe.
by Tibonezone March 9, 2023
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Native American tug of war

A native themed long anal bead is strung in between two peoples anal cavity and the two proceed to clench their butts rapidly in order to slowly pull the beads out of the other person
I performed the Native American tug of war with that girl
by Himmy8483920 March 17, 2023
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American football

A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.
I like American football
Idk what to put
by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023
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American Exit

Making and attempt to politely leave a party while considerably drunk. Often against the will of other party-goers and who may try to physically stop the endeavor. Similar to the Canadian Goodbye.
The group of women at the front door stopped his American Exit.
by Foreskingamer69 February 4, 2023
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The American Dream

The American Dream: The American Dream is the act of doing “the deed” in a fast sports car such as Lamborghini
Girl: Hey Clay why don’t you give George a ride in your new car and show him ‘The American Dream
Guy 3: Yeah you need to show our innocent British friend ‘The American Dream’ since us Americans already know what that is
by ZoeInnit February 18, 2023
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