Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.

Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.

by Infinitecypher May 16, 2018

Dad-ass

When you are a dad and you sneeze just to scare others ass.

You see that guy, he's such a dad-ass

by the guy who overshares. April 6, 2022

My dad

Somebody who loves milk. They love it so much they disappear like EDP445 career

Hey is your dad going to the party

:my dad said he’s getting milk he hasn’t came back for 40 years

by Mydadgone445 November 7, 2022

Dad Force 1s

Nike Monarchs or New Balance 806 v1s. The typical dad shoe that's versatile enough to wear when mowing lawns or rocking the cell phone hip holster. Shoes that are often worn when yelling the phrase, "Slow down! Kids are playing around here!"

Yo, did you just get the Dad Force 1s?

by Dannomyte! July 28, 2024

Dad

Gone.

99% of children that dad's leave are boys.

Child: mama where is dad?
Mother: He went to the milk Bar
Child: he's not coming back

by LostOrphan August 6, 2019

Kyles Dad

This is something that is not real. It's left when Kyle was 2.

"Hey whats something thats fake"
"What"
"Kyles Dad"

by BOFA Research FoundationTM October 3, 2018

Dad bod

The actual definition of a dad bod is a rather plump man, but not obese however the perceived definition depends on the gender

Boy: 🎅
Girl: 💪

*note: these are just stereotypes and absolutely may not apply to everyone in each category.

Girls: omg I love Harry styles dad bod!

Boys: that’s not a dad bod, this is! *🎅*

by Eddy Mondelez December 9, 2022