dung beetle on top of the poop

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.

The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.

by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025

top

guy tops a girl
when a guy is shifting/meeting a girl and he slides her hands up under her top and bra and squeezes her tits
beware, if done without asking first get ready for a kick in the balls

danny: did you hear that shane topped rebecca last night? she got so turned on she started grinding against his leg so he stuck his finger up her skirt and started fingering her! you should hear some of the sounds she made!

by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019

Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).

“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top”

by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023

Claw on Top

A drink which is comprised of Rita's Lime-A-Rita poured over a full cup of ice topped with White Claw Mango Hard Seltzer. A quality "Claw on Top" is gauged by the first few sips which should be 100% indistinguishable from pure White Claw (Mango flavor).

Yo... please make me a Claw on Top.

by Nicky the drink man August 22, 2019

Tops

Maximum.

Friend 1: How long do you think these bananas will be good for? They feel a little mushy.

Friend 2: Ten days, tops.

by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022

Yelp Top

Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com

“How was your date with Brian last night?”

“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”

by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022

Chuffin Top

A roll of fat visible around the face, when a face mask is worn too tight.
( extra fat around chin and/or cheek area that is squished out when elastic on mask is too tight)

Omg look at the "chuffin top" on that girl!

Hey bro.. fix your " chuffin top"

by Quippyandcute October 16, 2020