meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005

meat pussy

One who is a devout vegetarian. As in, fearful of meat.

Chris' weak vegetarian diet becomes frequently tiresome. He is such a meat pussy.

by Dr. Creamy Pirate. September 9, 2003

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.

maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.

by ben August 21, 2003

meat rail

The AIM bot Smarterchild's least favorite thing to talk about.

meat rail
SmarterChild: That's so uncool.

by johnny blaze69 September 7, 2005

Chunky meat

Its when you see a guy with short legs and a short torso whos body shape Is circular/round and waddles around instead of walking. Whos usually goes by the name J. Who talks too much in the weight room and cant say Noo to eating out all the time. Someone who thinks they are the ish in throwing. And someone who is fat but buff.

Dammmn chunky meat! You need to calm down on that burger!

by Elvispresley23 August 1, 2012

Meat Train

A 3 way between 2 males and 1 female with the male in the middle. When you're about to penetrate you yell "All Aboard!" And when you're about to cum you say "We are now arriving at your destination."

"My bi friend talked me into a meat train with him and his girlfriend"

by FishTheChris July 30, 2016