meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005

meat pussy

One who is a devout vegetarian. As in, fearful of meat.

Chris' weak vegetarian diet becomes frequently tiresome. He is such a meat pussy.

by Dr. Creamy Pirate. September 9, 2003

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.

maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.

by ben August 21, 2003

meat rail

The AIM bot Smarterchild's least favorite thing to talk about.

meat rail
SmarterChild: That's so uncool.

by johnny blaze69 September 7, 2005

Meat Thermometer

Another name for a penis.

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.

by ChesterTM May 10, 2015

meat berry

balls that are attached to your penis

i massage my meat berries when masturbating.
meat berry meat berry meat berry meat berry meat berry meat berry

by schizophreniccandle September 25, 2020