Nut-War

A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"

James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."

Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.

by Ramrodai December 30, 2024

war

peace

btw freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength

war is peace -oceanian government

by A really big weirdo August 26, 2025

Floptropican War of 2023

In 2023, a brutal war committed by Da Boyz to end floptok was started, with the help of Duolingo, Da Boyz thought they ate, but Jiafei and her army ended Da Boyz. Da Boyz, unfortunately, have a country called DaBoyzia

Jiafei: DaBoyzia is dangerous for Floptropicans due to discrimination after the Floptropican War of 2023
CupcakKe: Oh no

by TheYassifacationOfChildren April 14, 2024

War Cock

Genetically enhanced rooster-humanoid meant for battling the evil of the fast food chains. Can usually be seen with his signature gatling gun and bowie knife, though he is skilled in all hand to hand combat, and weapons systems.

Damn War Cock just destroyed old Ronald McDonald!

by dalem246723 September 9, 2020

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

Elle Wars

An amazing 0b0t group! With a great and active community. The weekly events are amazing!

I'm going to join Elle Wars!

by queenelle_ January 19, 2023

Toxic cold war yaoi

The phrase that new hetalia fans often (and repetitively) throw around about the ship rusamerus. It means a pairing that is absolutely nothingburger and isnt of any depth, yet it is incredibly popular in the fandom.

“God, tomtord is literally toxic cold war yaoi”
“I know right… theyre so popular and for what”

by Kyoodo July 20, 2025