The Ken Jennings Show

1. A game show otherwise known as Jeopardy, particularly since they no longer limit how many times the same contestant can appear on the show.

2. A steady source of income for the Mormon Church since Ken Jennings tithes 10% of his gross.

My wife is watching The Ken Jennings Show. I think she's waiting to see if the church and the state can tax Ken into poverty. Otherwise, there isn't much suspense.

The Ken Jennings Show by Downstrike November 8, 2004

The Moose Jaw 

The fine art of two gentlemen penetrating one lucky lady's ears (picture: antlers). While simutaneously ejaculating, they punch her in the jaw as she emits a moose call.

Captain delton said to his friends, "the first mate and I gave her the moose jaw last night."

The Moose Jaw by delton1010 October 6, 2010

The Lebron James 

The Lebron James is when someone sneaks around with a handful of flower, finds a victim, throws the flower in or around the face of the victim, and simply just shouts LEBRON JAMES.

Jimmie: Yo blake, what did u do last night?

Blake: Oh not much, just gave Brett The Lebron James.

Jimmie: Oh shit. Thats Epic.

Blake: It defineltly got Heated after that.

The Lebron James by bubblesoxdz November 9, 2010

up the butt johnson 

the act in which one person inserts an object into the poop chute of another. similar to fisting. one usually screams "up the butt johnson!!!" when performing an up the butt johnson. best used when the receiver doesn't see it coming. stealth greaty enhances the experience of an up the butt johnson.

PERSON A: (while giving PERSON B an up the butt johnson) "UP THE BUTT JOHNSON!!!!!"

PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!

PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!

up the butt johnson by upthebuttjohnson July 19, 2012

The Robb Jobb

While having anal intercourse with your partner, right before you climax pull out and shove your penis down their throat.

I gave that bitch The Robb Jobb when she least expected it.

The Robb Jobb by Robb with two B's November 1, 2006

The Michael Jordan 

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

The Michael Jordan by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009

The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

A pair of brothers who host a gay sex performance in Amsterdam entitled The Jeckel Brothers Gay Incest Spectacular!

Their performance culminates after one brother cums inside the other brother's asshole. Then they bend over facing away from one another and that brother squirts the cum out of his asshole directly into the other brother's anus. They pass the cum back and forth several times and finish with equal amounts of semen in their asses. For the finale, each brother puts his own legs behind his head and shoots the remaining cum into his own mouth and swallows.

I was in Amsterdam with my family and I can't read Danish very well. So I saw this sign for the Amazing Jeckel Brothers and thought it would be some trapeze act and took the wife and the kids to go see it. Needless to say my kids are scarred for life. Now I'm resigned to the fact that my daughters are going to grow up and be whores, and my son is going to marry a dominatrix.

The Amazing Jeckel Brothers by DownWitDaKlownz March 10, 2010