Straight-uwu is a recently discovered sexuality
You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight
You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu
by Cringeologist March 9, 2021
Get the straight-uwumug. by Gerbiest of them all June 11, 2025
Get the Straight Gerbin' Itmug. pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you
“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “
“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “
by Stayout March 1, 2019
Get the pretty straight for a bent guymug. The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
by TheHotKayaker August 29, 2020
Get the That is so straightmug. by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024
Get the Straight outmug. Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives
1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives
1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
Progressively Straight
noun and adjective
"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."
“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”
(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
noun and adjective
"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."
“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”
(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025
Get the Progressively Straightmug. Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.
Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009
Get the Japanese Straightmug.