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The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
by Bubba A July 25, 2021
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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*
by mr eckert September 9, 2021
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wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”
by Howie Doon September 18, 2021
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Henderson Texas

Where ever nigga think they gangsta cuz they got gun but they just don’t know how to fight.
by JJS from Henderson tx October 18, 2021
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goodnight texas

by The mandarin January 16, 2022
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Bandera Texas

A small ass redneck town in central texas filled with meth addicts and bars and alcoholic high schoolers that drive around all day and drink all night they tend to congregate at the local sonic to hang out drink and smoke weed there’s not much of anything out there also if your a minority I would stay away because of all the gun wielding rednecks
by Bandera texas January 24, 2022
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somerville texas school district

Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!
by _Hi_im_sienna_ February 12, 2022
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