the city that never stirs

New York in the grip of the pandemic

Silent and empty, The City That Never Sleeps had swiftly become The City That Never Stirs.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

Bomb Vau City

A slang term relating to saying that they want to "Hop on neo warefare". It is another way of saying that you love rough lesbian sex.

"Heyyyy girl do you wanna Bomb Vau City?"

"Oh my god yessssss i thought you would never ask!!!"

by V1stinks December 19, 2021

City hall bitch

A person who isn't worth marrying anywhere other than city hall

Oh my ex wife? She was a city hall bitch

by Ralphwiggum94 December 31, 2021

Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.

My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure

by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021

Kansas City Special

Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.

by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019

Whiskey City Tattoo

The best place you can go after a scratcher decides to scribble on your flesh leaving you with the worst looking tattoo that god has ever witnessed in all of his creations .

What a night Yo !!! I went to my homies tattoo release party at the motel he needed to make some fast cash so I went to support his new career I gave him $20 bucks cuz he just got out of prison and been slanging ink up state for like 9 months now I'm headed to Whiskey City Tattoo to see the cover up king man he F Me Up ..

by Whiskey City Tattoo Co. June 15, 2017

Kansas City Carwash

3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.

Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?

by Butch Eeks January 27, 2008