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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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Paper in mouth

You are in love with Josh Agnello

When a girl puts paper in her mouth she is in love with Josh Agnello.
“You put paper in your mouth!!”
“I’m so paper in mouth”
by anonymous August 15, 2024
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mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.
"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."
by mehbehreh April 29, 2016
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putting words in the horse's mouth

the anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them
boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2013
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famous mouth

a male or female who likes to do oral sex to anyone they get a chance to do it to.

a person who do more oral sex than usual
Who Mark, he is a famous mouth
by mr. stiff tongue June 7, 2009
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Bumps in mouth from vaping

Yes, you aren’t the only one having this issue it’s fucking annoying and kinda scared me, just fucken stop vaping so much and drink more water and make sure to gargle with salt water!,,,
Hey man I got bumps in my throat, sauce me your vape, friend : that’s gross ur not using mine ever, also friend: looks In mouth, me: oh yeah who’s the fag now suckerrrrr. Bumps in mouth from vaping
by Vaping addic January 19, 2021
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That's A Mouth Shot

When someone fucks up and needs to be punished they receive a punch to the mouth
"Hey my brother just got a ticket cause I wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"Forreal? Bruh that's a mouth shot!"
by Slight- October 7, 2019
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