Sandwich Slam

When a couple are about to have sex but never got condoms. They find the next best thing, a sandwich bag.

Damn babe, I'm all out of condoms.... I do have some sandwich bags though. Let's do the ol sandwich slam!

by Robert longwood June 13, 2025

Slappin the Sandwich

A slang phrase used by modern teens to describe the act of straight sex.

Dude I totally slappin the sandwich with Peggy the other night. She even let me unload my magazine in her.

Bro that sounds like an epic fluid bonding experience.

by ChknFckr July 16, 2024

Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.

Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?

by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011

Fortnite sandwich

Yummy 😁

Hey did you fortinte sandwich
Yes
Ok
Fortnite sandwich

by Ggggllllaaaassss August 29, 2021

ranch sandwich

The act of jizzing on 2 slices of bread and feeding it to your own mother.

I gave my mommy a ranch sandwich

by Linguini da sauce February 14, 2017

Sandwich

two pieces of bread with sliced meat* and other toppings

*does not include hamburgers or hotdogs

a ham and cheese is a sandwich, but a hotdog or hamburger definitely isn't

by xLoop July 19, 2021

I have to see a man about a sandwich

A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.

After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".

by Hugh Jasphart June 23, 2022