sam parker

someone who is considered as the hottest man alive and people leach off of because he is so sexy every girl wants hime and his lucious brown curly locks of his

bro your so cool you might as well be a sam parker

by samsosexy June 8, 2025

Sam

umm idk kinda gay

sams pretty gay i thonk

by intelligant being January 31, 2022

Sam

A male with female emotion and intuition. A feeler not a thinker. A lesbian trapped in a male body. A tragedy within a Trajic tragedy.

Do you know Sam ? Yes he’s a Trajic tragedy.

by Trendy tragedy November 22, 2021

Sam LaPorta potty

The new brand of porta potties, started in Detroit, Michigan

The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.

by Clubboy November 23, 2023

Sam

Sam is sick and everyone else is a bad muppet.

Sam is sick but you’re all bad muppets

by Leigh Gend November 24, 2021

Sam

A fat man

God that sam is a fat man

by Brandalorian January 16, 2020

Sam

He deals vapes. Can barely run with his shit lungs. Likes chicks with names starting with M.

Sam likes to vape.

by Vape Lord 3000 September 1, 2021