Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009

straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.

That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.

by TopFrag December 29, 2018

Straight out

without thought or reluctance.

If you're not going to help me, just tell it straight out.

by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024

straight bread

When a person is making so much bread

TPolls out here makin STRAIGHT bread my nigga

by PsyMC April 14, 2018

straight-edge

never got me through
one single night this cold

but you know how that goes

or maybe you just really don't

I was a loner until there were no friends left
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette

by jesus tapdancing christ October 27, 2018

dabbing straight ahead

Performing a Nazi/Hitler salute. The act of dabbing in front, rather than to the side, resembles this salute. Try it in a public setting to verify this.

Steve Bannon was seen dabbing straight ahead after discussing immigration laws.

by sportball14 June 17, 2017

Team straight 👇

A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males

iPad kid: Team straight 👇
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up

by BnuuyTheLoser July 30, 2024