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punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch
After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.
by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018
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Mist Punch

The act of punching something with such force that it dissipates into a mist. Considered to be meta.
"Rowack mist punches the bat into a mist."
by Tipsy T Turtle April 29, 2019
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Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022
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The putang punch

The famously kinky sex method used by Greg Paul in his infamous sextape. The basics of this kink is using your erected penis as a samurai sword on the vagina, and slapping it like it was life or death.
Me and Greta was having great sex, suddenly i decided to give her the putang punch.
by LordEirik69 October 9, 2019
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Lunch Punch

To get laid on your lunch break.

To beat up pussy at lunch time.
Uh-oh, it's noon, time to accomplish a little Lunch Punchin.
by Rocco the other white meat. March 25, 2010
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Pennsylvania Pussy Punch

A fighting technique made by early colonizers of America. You get down on one knee and do a rising punch aimed at the vagina, your fist and arm going inside. Masters of this technique could get all the way in to the elbow.
"Did you hear? The State Fair is having a Pennsylvania Pussy Punch competition! Whoever can punch the deepest gets 1000 dollars!"
by Pearl is the Girl January 10, 2022
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google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"
"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"
by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016
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