Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

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Poo

Sexy substance

Ooh that poo felt so good

by Diarrhoea July 21, 2019

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Poo boy

The male equivalent to a basic bitch, will always try to pull the blondes with fake tits and lip filler, typically found watching love island/ex on the beach sporting skin tight clothes and shitty lion, clock or rose tattoo's.

Bro 1: what the fuck is that orange cunt doing here?
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.

by Gary Dave September 22, 2023

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poo die

puday = vagina

who die? poo die

by kwkendi April 25, 2023

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Poo Porn

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.

Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"

by Kent no January 4, 2020

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