National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

beat switch

Where during a song the beat is changed to a different beat.

During the middle of a song the beat switch was when the beat changed from one beat to a different beat

by James lydon November 23, 2023

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

the Devil is beating his wife

An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.

Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

by Thatstupidantt June 22, 2022

BEAT HOOVES!

An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.

Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.

His reply would be:

BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!

by wizzle dizzle September 19, 2012

Beating it silly style

Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy

You hear that Jim was caught beating it silly style in Mr Jefferson’s class

by SenpaiFlared February 3, 2024

Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.

Dark Evil Beat I've Been Cooking Up

by Bingledorf March 18, 2024