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wedding jitter runs

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.
Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.
by Hollaaa July 21, 2014
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Fuck me running

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.
by The#1 golden queen April 14, 2023
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Hit and run

A sexual encounter that is ended abruptly due to an oncoming bowel movement resulting in termination of the coital encounter.
“I wasn’t about to murder a brown snake in her toilet so I pulled a hit and run”
by OHI3H May 5, 2018
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Cum run

The act of man wanking then as he’s ejaculating he pulls his foreskin up and catches it, then he carries it to the toilet and offloads
by The biggest tard December 22, 2021
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hit and run

guy1: i had a hit and run with kirra last night

guy2: omg you devious dawg
by fartmomgerer64 July 24, 2024
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This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
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When the photocopier runs out of ink

When the photocopier runs out of ink: A phrase used to describe a situation where an imitation or copy is revealed to be unoriginal or counterfeit in nature. This phrase can also be shortened to "The photocopier ran out of ink" and still convey the same meaning. The phrase carries an element of intentional absurdity, as photocopiers do not actually use ink (they use toner).

The etymology of this phrase traces back to March 2025 when the cover art for a rapper's album was mocked online after being exposed as strikingly similar to the cover art of another rapper's album— with only one noticeable difference. The cover art for rapper Doeshii's album depicted her holding an alligator while sitting in a single-seater sofa, against a faded monochromatic backdrop. The online mockery began when the image was compared to the cover art for a song by the rapper Shah, which featured him holding his pet alligator, sitting in a single-seater sofa, against a faded monochromatic backdrop. The only notable difference was that Doeshii's image featured an albino alligator, leading to the meme captioned "When the photocopier runs out of ink," in reference to the lack of pigment in her cover art's alligator.
Snugglington and Sunny are at an art gallery observing its owner insist a painting is an original, until a patron, on closer inspection, finds a stamp on the painting that says "Authentication denied. This is a Replica," prompting Snugglington to mockingly say "When the photocopier runs out of ink"
by JesusChristsDad March 18, 2025
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