Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.
“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”
by broiledeggs July 22, 2021
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Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.
Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.
by Le Bossman July 19, 2023
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Milk delivery

A term repeated in the automotive parts sales industry to signify fear and uncertainty. Outside sales teams fear the 'milk delivery' and will avoid it at all costs.
The manager, unshaken, locks eyes with Tony, the outside salesman and simply says 'milk delivery'. Tony knows what this means but fears he has the courage to face it.
by Blackbeard14 September 03, 2023
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halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.
Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right
by Failedwhisper June 21, 2019
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Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months
Friend: hey can you bake a pie
you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie
Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food
You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie
by Boombastion April 29, 2022
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Vampire Milk

Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.
Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”
by vansareoverrated September 02, 2020
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sweater milk

Did you drink all the sweater milk, that was for the baby
by Bearcub1987 December 21, 2016
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