Mexican Vacuum Cleaner

During sex the female’s asshole will suck on the males penis super hard until it starts losing circulation, and eventually falls off

Karla gave me the phatest Mexican vacuum cleaner last night, I had to go to the hospital

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 20, 2019

Mexican cum guzzling

Guzzling cum with hot sauce.

Juanita: Have you ever tried Mexican cum guzzling

Gina: No. Why?
Juanita: I heard it feels amazing.

Gina: Wouldn't it hurt?
Juanita: Yes, but I'm still willing to try it.

by asian4hire December 6, 2016

Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Mexican hot sauce

When a girl eats Mexican food and you fuck her in the ass and she shits flaming shit out her ass.

Hey babe wanna try some Mexican hot sauce tonight?

by Jcb7781 April 8, 2020

Mexican tube rider

Anal masturbation with any rod or pole shaped object lathered in Mexican hot sauce.

It wasn't only the spicy food I ate last night that made my asshole burn, because yesterday I was a Mexican tube rider.

by DonNorway December 14, 2015

mexican cake boss

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect

I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection

by AZwheelman September 3, 2021

mexican grease gun

A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.

Wow. Maria just gave me one hell of a Mexican grease gun.

by Johnny31 July 19, 2018