meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005

meat pussy

One who is a devout vegetarian. As in, fearful of meat.

Chris' weak vegetarian diet becomes frequently tiresome. He is such a meat pussy.

by Dr. Creamy Pirate. September 9, 2003

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.

maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.

by ben August 21, 2003

meat rail

The AIM bot Smarterchild's least favorite thing to talk about.

meat rail
SmarterChild: That's so uncool.

by johnny blaze69 September 7, 2005

meat shutter

Abnormally oversized hairy hang downs that flutter when windows are open

I opend the window in my bedroom and i could hear her meat shutters rumbling

by pallet187 March 22, 2010

Meat Mush

"Meat mush" is when meatloaf gets soft from cheap meat. It turns to mush.

God she made meat mush again. I wish her mother would have died with that recipe.

by oger68 February 3, 2010