Kelvin and Mike

Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.

Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike

Kelvin and Mike by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010

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Kavin

A boy, girl, or furry who tends to spend their time watching Youtube as well as being very chubby. A Kavin is not amazingly nice, but he's decent and loves to eat. Kavin is an average person.

Stop being so chubby, Kavin.
You are a Kavin.

Hi Kavin.
Get away from me, Kavin.
Stop it Kavin.
Shut your piehole, Kavin.

Kavin by kavinr6472 January 4, 2022

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Kebin

A stupid blue fucking bird thats not aloud to fly.

KEBINNNN

Kebin by Urban FaZe July 27, 2017

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Kelvin

One die hard MF Nicki Fan. Dont tolerate shit from nobody and will tell you when where and how to get the fuck off. Far from scary and is the up most Ken Doll if you ask any motha fucka he knows. Mostly vicious and defensive when need be.

Kelvin: WTF, wrong with your hair
Girl: what you mean
Kelvin: bitch you look ratchet asfck, I dont know who told you that shit was cute..
Girl: ....
Others: *Talkin to Kelvin*
Kelvin: Naw that bitch hair fucked up and got her nerve to talk about Nicki, naw Im pissed off right now !

I fuckin love Nicki Minaj she a badd bitch, Ima marry her one day fuck the people that think different.

Kelvin by DefineMeByKNA October 10, 2011