asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind
by Yoneo July 26, 2006
Get the blow jobmug. Not making any cups during beer pong because the ball consistently hits the rim of the cup and bounces off instead of falling in.
"Brodie you've rim jobbed every single cup this game and we haven't gotten a single one in" -Kirsten
"Kirsten, I'm going to keep with the rim job and not make a single cup all night so you have to carry the team" -Brodie
"Kirsten, I'm going to keep with the rim job and not make a single cup all night so you have to carry the team" -Brodie
by Sad beer pong player September 6, 2011
Get the Rim jobmug. Verb
The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.
The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.
I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.
by hammer hoffman October 27, 2011
Get the italian jobmug. by Stephen N April 4, 2005
Get the RIM JOBmug. haven someone choke the chicken......i choke the chicken every god damn night!! yea mutha trucker now what!
muhahahahaha
by foolshatewisdom August 2, 2003
Get the Hand jobmug. "Seriously, if you put a balloon inside of a cup, and fuck that, that would be better than Anna."
"Wait, what would that be called?"
"A cup job."
"Wait, what would that be called?"
"A cup job."
by therealfrosty April 3, 2010
Get the cup jobmug. The act of a girl/guy placing their mouth on a man's penis and "painting" it with their saliva. This involves the bobbing motion of the head and possible swirling of the tongue around the penis.
1. Last night sally was giving me an awesome PJ, but then her mom walked in while I was cumming on her face.
2. yesterday, I saw a guy getting a paint job in his Red Tahoe!
2. yesterday, I saw a guy getting a paint job in his Red Tahoe!
by rofl12 February 22, 2011
Get the paint jobmug.