When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.
James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.
Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?
James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.
Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge
Kyle: true dat
Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?
James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.
Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge
Kyle: true dat
by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023
Scary deepcord man who blocks everyone in his path. He makes “art” and blocks people who downvote it. 1505 is a bad number
by Shonks_wilham November 30, 2021
by RahhYT August 08, 2019
Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
by Not a Chaggot February 10, 2019
Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."
by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009
Watching him dance gives me some serious happy panties.
As soon as he took off his shirt, I had a case of the happy panties.
As soon as he took off his shirt, I had a case of the happy panties.
by HP69 April 19, 2018