Skip to main content

Nigerian Horse

When a person acts silly and snorts violently like a horse.
Person 1: omg did u see the funny video i sent you
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse
by John Wock August 21, 2022
mugGet the Nigerian Horse mug.

Astrology Horsegirl

1. A female, typically in her mid 20's, that does not assume responsibility for her actions. Instead, the universe is to blame. She typically has an irrational fanaticism for equine husbandry, even though her finances, and the finances of her support system, will not allow it to be realized. Generally out of touch with reality and the concept of stability.

See also; vibes, crystals
I was at the festival this weekend and there were so many astrology horsegirls.
by JJdawg42069 September 8, 2022
mugGet the Astrology Horsegirl mug.

Pale Horse

Fentanyl
Heroin was called "horse" for many years, and fentanyl (sometimes called china white) is nasically a pale or lighter colored horse. .
8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
by KrashWorship September 9, 2022
mugGet the Pale Horse mug.

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
mugGet the Trojan horse text mug.

Horny Horse

A character, who's furious, unstoppable, and an annoying ass, yet a funny horse portrayed in a video game such as Pummel Party.

The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.
I'm teh horrrny horrrse! (I'm the Horny Horse!)
by Pazo139 September 21, 2022
mugGet the Horny Horse mug.

Killer horse

a horse that will end the multiverse.
the horses name is most likely "kil"
kil is a hopeless romantic and has had his best friend lost in the multiverse.
a killer horse most likely wants to completely obliterate the multiverse and reality.
he is also extraordinarily hot, and breedable .
person 1: oh my god, is that the killer horse
person 2: i think so, his name is kil
person 1: fuck
by Kil9797 October 16, 2022
mugGet the Killer horse mug.

Trojan Horse

A person of Indian origin who moves to another country takes up citizenship there. But would do his long distance nationalism and would put India before his host country.
He's a trojan horse, he stays here but strives so hard to make a hindu country back home.
by philopianse7en November 15, 2022
mugGet the Trojan Horse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email